On an American quiz show;

Quiz master: What is the most common North American bear?

Contestant: a papa-bear.

A Magnetto Influence Laugh

Lord Magnetto May 2009 (Walberswick, Suffolk)

A Magnetto Influence Image

the secret

don't worry, nobody has the
beautiful lady, not really, and
nobody has the strange and
hidden power, nobody is
exceptional or wonderful or
magic, they only seem to be.
it's all a trick, an in, a con,
don't buy it, don't believe it.
the world is packed with
billions of people whose lives
and deaths are useless and
when one of these jumps up
and the light of history shines
upon them, forget it, it's not
what it seems, it's just
another act to fool the fools
again.

there are no strong men, there
are no beautiful women.
at least, you can die knowing
this
and you will have
the only possible
victory.

A Charles Bukowski Poem much
appreciated by Magnetto Influence