Station Assistant (SA) Richards was on the main entrance at 06.30 on a Sunday morning. The ticket hall was full of Saturday night clubbers waiting for the first trains home. A group of four black girls, none of who looked over 18 years old approached the SA. The prettiest one went up to SA Richards.
"When is the first train to South Woodford?" she asked.
"Its not until 7.15."
The girl did not look convinced with the answer. "We're talking Central Line here, South Woodford right?"
"Yeah, I'm afraid its not until 7.15."
"Are you trying to fuck me up the ass?" she asked calmly.
SA Richards said nothing but slightly shook his head as if in sympathy with her situation. Once she went away he had a wry smile smile to himself thinking what a wild, crazy job he had.

Extract from Life Underground, A Magnetto Influence Publication